1.  Boys have something in them that girls don't.  Boys are born to kill.
2.  The "Scar" kills people better than any other gun because you can fire wildly and it takes fewer bullets to kill them.
3.  You'd probably be able to "light some dudes up if it weren't for this damn Harrier."
4.  The Pavelow is the best helicopter because it's more deadly than a Harrier.
5.  If you ask your husband about "Call of Duty" why he's playing he's more likely to get killed, yell obscenities and then immediately apologize because "it's only a game."